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Potty Talk

I used to be totally fine with bathroom conversation. The casual kind when friends went to the bathroom together and conversation continued as usual. Then I had a co-worker who was horribly terrified of talking to anyone in the bathroom. Thanks to her, now, I awkwardly avoid eye contact and conversation whenever I'm in the bathroom.

I walked into the bathroom at work this morning. There were two ladies from 'the other side of the building'. They were engaged in jovial conversation - which promptly ceased as soon as I walked in. The lady by the counter stared at me as I awkwardly made my way to a stall. The other lady was still in a stall and obviously wasn't bothered by my presence - she continued the conversation. I wasn't really interested in what they were discussing, so I didn't really pay attention. Then, out of nowhere, I hear: "Well, Mike has been known to inspire several man crushes."

How do you even react to that?

Comments

Baby Sister said…
Lol. I love bathroom talk. It can be so entertaining. :)
February 4, 2011 at 8:57 PM
Jessica said…
Bahaha! Awesome. Do you suddenly really want to meet Mike? 'Cause I do!
February 7, 2011 at 12:34 PM
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