Friday, July 31, 2009

Peanut Butter and Jelly

So....obviously I have developed a bad habit lately of not wearing pants. No, really I just have a stupid phone that promised to be really cool...promised being the key word there.
I decided this past week that the greatest adventure of my entire life is going to be remodeling my stupid house. Last weekend I decided to be brave and paint the walls in my kitchen so my dad could hang up the cabinets. I went to Home Depot and picked out my very favorite color, Wilmington Tan (I think I loved it because it was tan and because I really loved Wilmington, DE!!) Well, it was just a LITTLE too dark for my little tiny kitchen...I asked the guy at the counter if he could help me out. He said that he would just add a fourth of the color and it would be much lighter and just what I was looking for. :) He mixed it, it looked great, I took it home, I painted the walls...........it looked like a freakin clown had painted the walls! And it looked like I took a great big jar of peanut butter and smeared it all over the walls. But don't worry, I bought some nice red paint for one of the walls in my family room - I now officially own a peanut butter and jelly house. Oh, just for the record - that was NOT intentional!

Monday, July 20, 2009

The mouse in my pocket

So I have become very anti-internet-when-I-get-home since I usually get my fill of rage against the machine at work...well against the internet at least. I am still trying to figure out why I bought a laptop I have no intention of using. And I am totally paranoid that they are watching, always watching what I do on my work computer - so I don't want to post from work. BUT, on Saturday, I finally got a phone with the internet so now I have the bane of my existence conveniently stowed in my pocket wherever I go. Now I really don't have an excuse for not posting...as long as I'm wearing pants, I can blog.