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There's a Snake in My Boot

(Read the Prequel)
Okay, so that is not one of my pull-string phrases...although if I really did have a pull-string, I would see if they could install that one. You know, Ashley, for one who talks so much, I have surprisingly few iconic statements of my own...But I will do my best...
1. SWEET!
2. That is my FAVORITE scripture!
3. Oh man!
4. How's that working for you?
5. Good luck with that.
And I saved the best for last...I DEFINITELY use this phrase in EVERY conversation:
6. Hello, Hi, Hey, Hola or some other variation.

So your life really is interesting and random...I have an obsessive compulsive need to maintain a clean inbox...so all of my texts have long since been eradicated so I cannot share them with you. I will finish this exciting response later...I'm off to sign my life away...Just think, in only 30 short minutes I will have successfully spent all of my paychecks for the next 30 years. Now that takes talent!

Okay, so it was almost as quick and painless as giving blood...except I've never given blood so I don't know if that's quick or painless. Anyway, I realized I omitted one of my very famous Kriss quotes in the list above..."That is AWESOME!" I have already said it at least a dozen times in the 45 minutes I've been at work. I'm keeping track to see if I can hit 100 today. Kriss out.

Comments

Jessica said…
Yay!!! Congratulations on finally signing on your house! That's so exciting!

And I LOVE your pull-string phrases, lol. SO Kriss.
May 13, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Tiff said…
You're buying house?!? Where? How fun.
May 13, 2009 at 10:51 AM
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